Words of Ultimate Wisdom and Intellect Which Are Better
Than Your Words of Mediocre Bullshit That No One
Really Gives a Shit About Anyway



We are more united in death than we are in life.

Happiness comes in packages at intervals, much like the mail.

No one is totally alone. Many people are alone together, at the same time.

The only thing I hate more than wasting time is the fact that I do it.

If we kill people in the streets, we’re criminals. If we kill people on the battlefield, we’re heroes.

I can only vaguely imagine having the bottom half of my body blown off. First by a bullet and then by a drugged up prostitute.