fuck this poem
my first mistake was that i got drunk on a tuesday with people who can’t hold their liquor. that may be the only mistake i made and now, oh the ways of the world.
the host and his girlfriend kicked everyone out into the street but my girlfriend and me and demanded their guests to hop in their wagons and drive to god knows where. who knows why?
then they told me what a monster i am
i got drunk
with others
we were all loud
and i got upset
everything bad was pinned on me
because i am the monster
though i am a fun drunk
anyone who has seen me piss in a sink will tell you that
so my friends get booted out into the shit and piss
and i follow knowing right from wrong
we all know that ships don’t fit in bottles
and drunks don’t fit in cars
but that was the request
and a stupid fucking request at that
the girl i love, locked herself inside
and let me sit in a car in the cold
because i am a monster
what did i do?
i laughed
i cried
i mocked
i fell
kicked out in the cold
days later they want an apology
and my own girlfriend won’t stand up for me
she wouldn’t even stop the drunks in their cars
fuck this
and fuck this poem
