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I Was Driving Behind A Little, Old Lady Yesterday

This particular woman did not fit the stereotypical description of an old lady driving.  While she was stereotypically white haired and frail looking, she wasn’t a particularly slow or bad driver.  She didn’t ride for three miles in the left lane with her left blinker on.  She didn’t swerve or drive ten miles per hour under the speed limit.  She didn’t do anything out of the ordinary to give the impression that she was a bad driver.  She threw a bag of apples out of her window. 

She threw a fucking bag of apples out the window.  Onto the highway.  A bag of apples.